DJ's Family Restaurant, Winkler, Jan 12, 2018

Meal: 2 Piece Chicken Dinner w/ Fries
Price: $9.50
Rating: 1.5/5

It's always Christmas at DJ's Family Restaurant! We were out searching for thrift store junk when hunger suddenly struck us and we nearly died. This place was right on the highway, so we decided to fill our stomachs with whatever this place had to offer. At least it looked presentable on the inside.

There is no table service, so if you were planning on having your ass catered to, then it's tough shit for you. You have to go up and demand your food like an unworthy peasant.

Our food was ready in about 15 minutes...

What the fuck??? That's chicken??? It looks like something you throw through your asshole neighbor's window. And coleslaw??? Why the hell do people still serve this shit with a meal? It's made from cabbage and unhappiness. It tastes like shredded dreams of a once hopeful Ukrainian dinner. Seriously, fuck coleslaw. Everyone needs to just throws this nasty shit away and replace it with a small salad. One third of your meal is wasted on this crap.

The inside of the chicken had the texture of a siphoning hose. The outside was like eating an overcooked piece of sandpaper. The menu is full of chicken, so I foolishly expected them to know how to cook it.

The bun was.... a bun. Some kind of store bought crap. I don't know what the purpose of the bun was. There's no gravy on my fries that I can use it with, and I'm not putting the fucking coleslaw on it. It's just a dry piece of bread filling a void.

The fries were the best part, and I probably have McCain to thank for that. There's no way they made these fresh.

I could have made a much nicer meal at home with the same stuff they used here. Even the chicken would be better. This wasn't worth my time nor money. McDonalds gives better quality food than this, and they will even bring your food to you! If you're going to be a "family restaurant", do yourself a favour and eat at McDonalds so you can see what your leading competition is already doing better than you.

I won't eat here again.